Things I never thought I'd say.....

I've been laughing out loud lately at the things I am required to say to my youngest in order to be a good parent, here's some of the better (crazier?) ones:


"We do not gouge eyes out!!!! Stop trying to gouge his eyes out!!!!"

"Please put your penis back in your pants."

"Stop licking the ground!!!"

"Keep your finger out of my nose please."

Oh, are you talking to me?