Maybe it's a two year old you're looking for.....

Here's the conversation I had with my two year old while sharing my lunch with him...... (he'll be in green, I'll be in purple)

"you lost your pretty mommy."
"I'm not pretty anymore?"
"no, it's gone."
"Do I need to put make-up on?"
He then nodded his head and emphatically said "YES!!"

I guess it's karma though, I used to tell my mom she needed to put her make-up on too. Or maybe that means it's genetic...?