If you're in the market for a 5 year old

Isaac was put in time out today for punching his little brother in the face, here is the conversation that occurred shortly after....(isaac will be in green and I'll be in purple!)

"You just really annoyed me and made me mad so I want a new mommy!"

"That can be arranged."

"Well, just don't ever do it again and then I wont want a new mommy."

"I'll probably put you in time-out again so, should I find you a new mommy now, or do you want to wait until I do it again?"

"Okay, I was just teasing and I don't want a new mommy so just don't say that anymore."


He loves me!! He really loves me!!!