My youngest, while sobbing - "[the oldest] just forced me and choked me!!!"
Me - "He forced you and choked you?! What did he force you to do?"
My youngest - "he forced me to choke me!!"
Me to my oldest - "Stop choking your little brother and forcing him to do things!!!"
My oldest - "NO!! I didn't choke him or force him to do anything! I used the force to choke him because I'm a Jedi. It isn't even real."