Why dinosaurs are extinct

My mom sent this to me in an email today and I literally laughed out loud, for kind of a long time. I realize this makes me a dork but the thing is, I can totally relate to them.

Ramble on...

Don't mind me, I'm just going to ramble for a minute.

• My youngest tripped and hurt his knee today. I wasn't there to witness it so he showed me the "instant replay" in slow motion, with a play-by-play commentary.
• I survived my 28th birthday. I ate a pound and a half of crab legs to celebrate. I might have to go back for my 2 week 28th birthday anniversary for another pound and a half.
• There is a giant hole in my backyard where my pool will eventually be. I can't friggin wait for it to be finished!!!
• I have found that if I ever need motivation to clean I can just watch an episode of Hoarders. It's a train wreck that I just can't turn away from.
• My oldest counted to 100,000 the other day. Luckily it was by 100's, it still took a really long time and all the patience I have. I'm so proud of that kid, he is sooooo smart and funny.

You may now resume your life.

There are no words

Just giggles!!!

I'm a hot mess

I went for a nice long walk today because I've been feeling a bit chunky.

Then I went to the park and played tag with my kids until I thought I would vomit (it didn't take very long). Again, because I've been feeling a bit chunky.

Then I went home and had a huge bowl of ice-cream.

Counterproductive maybe?

I'm running out of things to say.....

Once again I find myself with nothing to say. It usually happens when school is completely overwhelming me, and this time is no different. So I'll ramble for a minute or two.

• My birthday is coming up. I'm not as freaked out about it this year as I was last year. Everyone keeps asking what I'm gonna do for it (I think they're assuming I'll have a party), my big plans are a pedi/mani and Red Lobster. I just don't have the energy to celebrate.
• I really need to go and put sunscreen on my children but I just don't feel like fighting with them. I know I'll regret it tonight when they're crying in the shower because it burns so bad.
• We're getting a pool. It should be done by the end of May (at the latest). I think this also means we'll be getting more visitors....
• I have a required class for school that I have to interview for. It's beyond obnoxious, especially because the main requirement most of the professors have is that you are planning on attending graduate school. I think I'm going to have to lie about it.
• I'm really content with my life right now. It feels so good to be living comfortably and to be at peace with the decisions I've made in my life.
• I love my husband, he amazes me. ....and spoils me.
• My youngest child told me yesterday that he loves my eyeballs. I love his eyeballs too.

wow

I was reading through my blog yesterday, (instead of paying attention in my classes) and realized that I haven't posted pictures of my beautiful babies recently. So, here they are....

We went to the monster truck show, they loved it.

I included this picture because I was having a really good hair-day that day and I wanted to show you...

Soccer season has started again!!! Have you noticed that it's a year-round thing here? 'cause I sure have...

This is my youngest helping his daddy fix our curtain problem.

Here's my oldest son with his 4th place trophy from the karate tournament.

Thanks for sticking around and finishing that entire post full of obnoxious quips about my cute kids. I'm sure you'll be blessed for it.